It pisses me off when "that friend" pressures me about getting a boyfriend. It's not as easy as walking into a grocery store and picking out your favorite flavour or This Week's Special. (Oh how I wish it were...)

A boyfriend for convenience, that's what I need right now.

Just to shut her up.
Because it's annoying.
She talks like she has a goddamn cock in her mouth.
I don't think she's getting my "I'm-pissed" vibes/ subtle remarks, either.

I just might hire somebody.

Then, she'll be happy, she'll shut the fuck up, I'll be happy, and the heavens will shine upon me.

Categories: hiring boyfriend/butler/slave [t]

People who think you need a boyfriend to be complete obviously have skewed ideas about life and happiness, anyway. Eew.
» Unicornasaurus on 2010-11-01 01:52:20

Wow, I'm glad I don't have "that friend". :S Although I can't say most of my friends really take a deep interest in my life, so it's up for debate which situation is better...
» randomjunk on 2010-11-01 03:40:38

I totally know how you feel.. it's like everything's so easy for them and they think that it's the same for us.
» Nuttz on 2010-11-01 05:16:19

Beat her up.
» undisputed on 2010-11-02 09:10:22

Wait, are you using quotes to denote "that friend" because we're supposed to know who she is...? or are you just using quotes to signify that she's annoying.

Either way, I agree with undisputed

And...thanks for the feedback :) I realize you've been gone for a while so you've missed out on some...things hahah
» The-Muffin-Man on 2010-11-03 12:56:20

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